On The Third Day Of Christmas My Best Friend Gave To Me

So like I told you last night today is going to be different than I would have liked. Some of my elves were not cooperating yesterday. So today you should have gotten a letter in the mail but it will not get there for another few days because of a little post office mix up. So instead today I am going to email you the letter so you can still read it today but you will still get the hard copy of the letter very soon! 
So its time to read your first letter of JJ's Christmas!

YOU'VE GOT MAIL!